Melanie Martinez - Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
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accio-happin3ss:

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lilfairyboy:

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infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit


thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT


some horrible, wonderful person posted tokyo ghoul 99 on batoto in translated glory and i am such a weak person i read it and

i am (not) okay


Flipboitamidles - September Love (Daft Punk x Earth Wind & Fire)
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yungkawaiiinigga:

September Love (Daft Punk x Earth Wind & Fire)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(Source: spagheppi)


thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

(Source: ragecomics4you)


silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.


kittlesandbugs:

I lost a fight in the battle maison and now I’m afraid for my life.

kittlesandbugs:

I lost a fight in the battle maison and now I’m afraid for my life.



jisonshin:

i want orca to harass sal forever bye


princess-peachie:

little-mogwai:

So someone swapped in the Attack on Titan theme on the opening for Sailor Moon Crystal and this was the result.

ARE YOU SURE THERE WAS NO EDITING BECAUSE THIS IS TOO ON POINT…

THE BIT WHEN THEY’RE FIGHTING

(Source: castleoflions)